Selfish entitled extortion projective identification simp.
Someone who constantly says "I am not a simp", and is unloyal morally irresponsible to gain some ladpoints.
Someone who constantly says "I am not a simp", and is unloyal morally irresponsible to gain some ladpoints.
"I am not a SIMP, I want other men to know that you send me nudes. You did not send me nudes. I don't like it when girls play like that about sexual issues"
"Sadist little seepisimp, I am not playing any games, I don't want to have any sexual contact with your friends. I enjoy being single. And I am happy you found a gf, but stop using your friends to sextortian bully me, I don't want a bf, you are all as entertaining as an STD"
"Sadist little seepisimp, I am not playing any games, I don't want to have any sexual contact with your friends. I enjoy being single. And I am happy you found a gf, but stop using your friends to sextortian bully me, I don't want a bf, you are all as entertaining as an STD"
by Duchesss December 6, 2020
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Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.
It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.
by QuacksO December 21, 2020
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Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
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Get the Sad little pumpkin mug.1. A thing that certain people consider "very scary" when used by one who's typing is all over the place, usually very poor grammar, capitalization, spelling, and more, then suddenly changes to the proper way of typing/writing.
2. Obviously learned in many of your English classes, assuming you didn't skip.
3. Very rare. Just rare. Like, "discovered yesterday and it was scary as fuck," rare.
2. Obviously learned in many of your English classes, assuming you didn't skip.
3. Very rare. Just rare. Like, "discovered yesterday and it was scary as fuck," rare.
"What? I simply decided to use common literature properly to do better with English. It's not like the world is ending." "YOUR TYPING NORMAL AND IT'S SCARY" "You're, not your. Your is ta-" "SHUT-"
by Discord's Personal Satan January 6, 2021
Get the Common literature mug.When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021
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