Liquor Baby

A child who was conceived under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Bro you drink like a “liquor baby”

by Lazy Pro August 28, 2021

First Baby

A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.

👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."

👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."

👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."

by anonymous February 23, 2025

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

babies

what the entire team is composed of

entire team is babies

by senuvecis April 14, 2021

Baby Girl

A cute couple name mainly used for sexual reference, as a way to show affection, and love. Also used in funny videos.

Person 1: Hey baby girl~
Person 2 : Aww, your so sweet

by DockerRocker September 20, 2021

New baby smell

When a male tells a female to get on her knees and close her eyes so he can finish on her face but right as he finishes he puts the tip of his penis in one of her nostrils and finishes there

Damn bro I was with Jennifer last night and she let me cum on her face but I gave her that “new baby smell” instead

by Penark February 14, 2021

baby notebook shredder

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks

yea, his son is a baby notebook shredder.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020