Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.

Jonathan is a wonk

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Wonk

While in the middle of a sentence, you contract autism.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel, Masyn. Wonk now."

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

wook book

A chicken.

or

A cry to alert hens.

:Oh, you're so generous, wook books, laying me so many eggs midwinter.

:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!

by Ekename March 13, 2019

Wonky Chopping

A word for extreme or first degree gurning.

Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.

Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!

Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!

By Nicola

by WordallySmart June 14, 2019

Wonk Wink

The act of being flirtatious in a silly way. Also could be used to describe the act of bringing someone to your basement or to uncle Dan.

Oh my gosh did you see Sunne pull a wonk wink on Jewdia?

by Niglet Fetus March 24, 2019

Wonkelton

A male specimen with questionable and disproportionate facial features, that somehow attract young and confused ladies.

Lady 1 - Oh my god! how HOT is that fella!
Lady 2 - What the bleeping hell?! That wonky man?
Lady 1 - What do you mean wonky man?
Lady 2 - I mean... He's a wonkelton!
Lady 1 - Oh no! not again!

by donkeyofthewonkey69 August 11, 2019

wonky wobbly

The term used to describe the feeling when you're under the influence of ketamine.

Friend 1: Bro, do you wanna get wonky wobbly later?

Friend 2: Yeh let's get some k

by js6300890 August 22, 2019