Pete: Hey Nate last night I gave Jill the surprise cock!
Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?
Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.
Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?
Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.
by Douche-Bag Magee September 14, 2009
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Person #1: Dude, last night was such a surprise party!
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when having sex doggy style before finishing the guy pulls out then spits on her back when she turns around he yells "SURPRISE!" and blows the real load on her face
Dude 1: How was last night?
Dude 2: Great! I got her with the surprise! You should have seen her face!
Dude 2: Great! I got her with the surprise! You should have seen her face!
by what's good? January 21, 2011
Get the the surprise mug.The act in which a girlfriend seduces her boyfriend for sex. However, once inside her, the boyfriend realizes that he has entered a dark and bloody mess. Often accompanied by a foul odor and a girlfriend shouting "Boo!" Most often occurring around Halloween.
Last night was Halloween and my girlfriend was on her period and I didnt know. To make a long story short, she gave me a Halloween Surprise. Needless to say, it was a mess! :(
by da hbomb October 27, 2011
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by Josh in Munster January 26, 2009
Get the Elmer's Surprise mug.When you're taking your bitch from behind, you jam some jerk pork up her dumper and jam it all the way home with your love hammer.
by Dante S. February 16, 2007
Get the Scarborough Surprise mug.When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.
"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"
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