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surfice

surf·iced, surf·icing, surf·ices

Useage limited to those combining coolness and intelligence.

Definition(s):
To more than meet present needs or requirements; far more than merely sufficient,: These rations will suffice until next week, but the Lembas bread will surfice!
To be far more than equal to a specified task; not just capable but extremely competent: No words will besuffice to convey my grief, but I have an interpretive dance that should prove surficient.
Six inches are sufficient, but ten are surficient. Expressing affection with a hug will suffice. Blowjobs surfice!

"Janet thought her ninja boyfriend would suffice, but then One Eyed Jack taught her all about pirate lovin'. And only pirate lovin' will surfice."
by Entropos November 11, 2004
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bunghole surfing

Hitler loved bunghold surfing with Eva Braun.
by vivek July 16, 2004
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crowd surfing

EXTREMELY FUN!!!!! One of the most fun things in the world. Not as dangerous as people say/think it is.
I had the time of my life crwod surfing at the Kane Hodder concert! It was the coolest and most fun thing I'd ever done.
by I_Love_Me December 9, 2004
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Shoulder Surfing

The act of eating a chick out while she is on your shoulders.
by abnormallylargedick February 1, 2013
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Butt Hole Surfer

1) a member of one of the truely awesome bands of our time.

2) anybody who likes putting their wang in other peoples rectal passages for pleasure or profit. (i.e. a practitioner of anal sex)
1) Gibby Haynes

2) just about every respectable perv I know, myself very much so included...
by Kenneth July 29, 2004
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surfing sniffles

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk
What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles
by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017
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Spam Surfing

The act of a spammer on a forum going to a long-dead (and usually extremely stupid) thread, and then spamming it a lot so it becomes on the front page.
Noobs are our Friends!

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Spammer: Woot Im Spam Surfing!
by Xskull July 1, 2007
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