Kenneth's definitions

Butt Hole Surfer

1) a member of one of the truely awesome bands of our time.

2) anybody who likes putting their wang in other peoples rectal passages for pleasure or profit. (i.e. a practitioner of anal sex)

1) Gibby Haynes

2) just about every respectable perv I know, myself very much so included...

by Kenneth July 29, 2004

prom

A "ball" or "dance" that is formal and most commonly held during the junior and senior years of high school. A popular and anticipated event to the lives of many students, where tradition goes a date is taken, dresses are bought and tuxedoes and limos are usually rented, complete with expensive preparation that include trips to salons, boutiques, hotels, etc. A pre-photo shoot and dinner are common amongst large parties or regular dates. Held usually in a school gymnasium, or if the student government has some money, a hotel, country club, or even a boat. Hip-hop or mainstream music is usually played, complete with dancing or socializing in a decorated or themed setting. A prom king or queen that have been elected days before the prom are crowned. Proms usually end with an after party or dinner.

Student #1: Hey tell me about the prom coming up!
Student #2: Well, my date is Michael, and we're matching with the colors red and white. We're gonna have dinner with my friends at Olive Garden. The prom theme is something tropical. The court nominees are Ashley, Shannon, Michelle, Adrian, Jordan, and Jacob. I'm gonna vote for Ashley and Jake. Afterward, I'm heading to Ashley's party. I'm so excited!

by Kenneth August 29, 2005

Darn

See "Fistfuck".

I darned my girlfriend.

by Kenneth November 20, 2003

Snade

A type of illness; usually characterized by sweaty palms and a lot of diahhrea.

Dude, you have such a bad snade right now.

by Kenneth May 5, 2004

Kack

cock
from the pikey dialect

a nice big kack

by kenneth February 20, 2004

american idol

Possibly the biggest television show of all time. A love it or hate it reality show showcasing fresh undiscovered talent amidst brutal competition. A successfully phenomenal television show bombarding TV ratings, record sales, and phone networks. Its formula has taken it to 22 different countries, defining itself as an enormous achievement ever in television history.

Survivor: The Musical.

by Kenneth January 17, 2004

crackafro

a white person hairstyle where they have lots of hair but cant get an afro like black people

That skater kid has a crackafro

by Kenneth December 10, 2004