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Butt Hole Surfer

1) a member of one of the truely awesome bands of our time.

2) anybody who likes putting their wang in other peoples rectal passages for pleasure or profit. (i.e. a practitioner of anal sex)
1) Gibby Haynes

2) just about every respectable perv I know, myself very much so included...
by Kenneth July 29, 2004
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Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.
by Kenneth December 7, 2003
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crackafro

a white person hairstyle where they have lots of hair but cant get an afro like black people
That skater kid has a crackafro
by Kenneth December 10, 2004
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chelleLicious512

n.

1) friendly
2) awesome
3) l337
4) writes long ass xanga entries
5) spends most time on computer chatting
6) dork (studies alot)
7) eats lots of junk food
8) favorite snack: chocolate anything
9) talkative
10) extreme hyperactiveness
11) sexxxayy in here own ways ;-)
12) conceited person :P
13) impacient sometimes
... bleh more definitions to come, can't think of much right now.. im tired.
by Kenneth March 17, 2005
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american idol

Possibly the biggest television show of all time. A love it or hate it reality show showcasing fresh undiscovered talent amidst brutal competition. A successfully phenomenal television show bombarding TV ratings, record sales, and phone networks. Its formula has taken it to 22 different countries, defining itself as an enormous achievement ever in television history.
by Kenneth January 17, 2004
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duc

"Duc" is a name given to sexy hunks of beef all around the world. Often called "You sexy thing".

This was not written by someone named Duc. Obviously.

This is the true meaning of the word "Duc". Everything else is fake and can go fuck themselves.
OH, look at that sexy guy! It's Duc!
by Kenneth March 27, 2005
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fonch

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness
Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!
by Kenneth March 18, 2003
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