Kenneth's definitions

american idol

Possibly the biggest television show of all time. A love it or hate it reality show showcasing fresh undiscovered talent amidst brutal competition. A successfully phenomenal television show bombarding TV ratings, record sales, and phone networks. Its formula has taken it to 22 different countries, defining itself as an enormous achievement ever in television history.

Survivor: The Musical.

by Kenneth January 17, 2004

Butt Hole Surfer

1) a member of one of the truely awesome bands of our time.

2) anybody who likes putting their wang in other peoples rectal passages for pleasure or profit. (i.e. a practitioner of anal sex)

1) Gibby Haynes

2) just about every respectable perv I know, myself very much so included...

by Kenneth July 29, 2004

crackafro

a white person hairstyle where they have lots of hair but cant get an afro like black people

That skater kid has a crackafro

by Kenneth December 10, 2004

fonch

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness

Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!

by Kenneth March 18, 2003

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

Darn

See "Fistfuck".

I darned my girlfriend.

by Kenneth November 20, 2003

prom

A "ball" or "dance" that is formal and most commonly held during the junior and senior years of high school. A popular and anticipated event to the lives of many students, where tradition goes a date is taken, dresses are bought and tuxedoes and limos are usually rented, complete with expensive preparation that include trips to salons, boutiques, hotels, etc. A pre-photo shoot and dinner are common amongst large parties or regular dates. Held usually in a school gymnasium, or if the student government has some money, a hotel, country club, or even a boat. Hip-hop or mainstream music is usually played, complete with dancing or socializing in a decorated or themed setting. A prom king or queen that have been elected days before the prom are crowned. Proms usually end with an after party or dinner.

Student #1: Hey tell me about the prom coming up!
Student #2: Well, my date is Michael, and we're matching with the colors red and white. We're gonna have dinner with my friends at Olive Garden. The prom theme is something tropical. The court nominees are Ashley, Shannon, Michelle, Adrian, Jordan, and Jacob. I'm gonna vote for Ashley and Jake. Afterward, I'm heading to Ashley's party. I'm so excited!

by Kenneth August 29, 2005