Kenneth's definitions

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

crackafro

a white person hairstyle where they have lots of hair but cant get an afro like black people

That skater kid has a crackafro

by Kenneth December 10, 2004

duc

"Duc" is a name given to sexy hunks of beef all around the world. Often called "You sexy thing".

This was not written by someone named Duc. Obviously.

This is the true meaning of the word "Duc". Everything else is fake and can go fuck themselves.

OH, look at that sexy guy! It's Duc!

by Kenneth March 27, 2005

prom

A "ball" or "dance" that is formal and most commonly held during the junior and senior years of high school. A popular and anticipated event to the lives of many students, where tradition goes a date is taken, dresses are bought and tuxedoes and limos are usually rented, complete with expensive preparation that include trips to salons, boutiques, hotels, etc. A pre-photo shoot and dinner are common amongst large parties or regular dates. Held usually in a school gymnasium, or if the student government has some money, a hotel, country club, or even a boat. Hip-hop or mainstream music is usually played, complete with dancing or socializing in a decorated or themed setting. A prom king or queen that have been elected days before the prom are crowned. Proms usually end with an after party or dinner.

Student #1: Hey tell me about the prom coming up!
Student #2: Well, my date is Michael, and we're matching with the colors red and white. We're gonna have dinner with my friends at Olive Garden. The prom theme is something tropical. The court nominees are Ashley, Shannon, Michelle, Adrian, Jordan, and Jacob. I'm gonna vote for Ashley and Jake. Afterward, I'm heading to Ashley's party. I'm so excited!

by Kenneth August 29, 2005

Darn

See "Fistfuck".

I darned my girlfriend.

by Kenneth November 20, 2003

mcbone

- a tall person
- verbally perplexing
- grumpy
- good at beruit

did you understand what that mcbone just said

by kenneth October 16, 2003

Butt Hole Surfer

1) a member of one of the truely awesome bands of our time.

2) anybody who likes putting their wang in other peoples rectal passages for pleasure or profit. (i.e. a practitioner of anal sex)

1) Gibby Haynes

2) just about every respectable perv I know, myself very much so included...

by Kenneth July 29, 2004