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clevland steamer 

when you fuck a chick and you use a bunch of lube and when your done the poop just slides out on her chest or vis-versa
i met a ho at da club and me,mark, and danny gave her a clevland steamer.

philly steamer 

Normally preformed by homo-sexual men. The "Philly steamer" would be the act of, two men deprecating into a cylinder type apertures forcing ones or another deprecation into the opposite party.
Yo, I'm so gay. I Philly steamerd the other night.
philly steamer by Kevin Hanrahan September 27, 2010

honey steamer 

First, use honey as an anal lubricant and jizz in her butt. Then pull out, and have her put her butt in your face. After that, have her fart forcefully, spraying your face with the honey-jizz mixture, (which will look like steam) and the two of you can enjoy licking it off.
For our two-year anniversary, I treated my girlfriend to an all-you-can-eat taco dinner, and when we got home, she treated me to a honey steamer. Yum!
honey steamer by KAHA November 4, 2008
One that mooches consistentley throughout their whole life. Also they complain when something dosent go their way or they make excuses for bad sports play.
You have a couple of friends over and one just helps themselves to a whole gallon of milk before askingand you say... "Wow hows it goin' over there steamer"
steamer by i hate you guys October 4, 2009

cajun steamer

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, the Cajun Steamer involves shitting on the chest of a sexual partner. However, the Cajun Steamer is performed after eating too much cajun food, resulting in massively painful liquid shits that splatter off the chest of the receiver to cover the room in the wonderful aroma of digested cajun food. Extra Cayenne Pepper is a must.
So I was going to give Mindy a Cleveland Steamer last night, but forgot that I had cajun food for lunch. Needless to say, she got pissed when she got hit in the face by the splashes off my Cajun Steamer.
cajun steamer by Frank Castanza December 9, 2008

Goucho Steamer 

A derivative of a "cleaveland steamer," the goucho steamer is the act of placing strips of freshly cooked meat (a la Brazilian steakhouse styling - very tender, warm, and juicy) onto the other person's chest before, during, or after sex. Once the meat is in place you may either:
a) sit on the meat and rock back and forth like a steamroller
b) eat the meat in mid-coitus
c) invite the goucho (he who brings the meat) into a deliciously meaty three-way
Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex and I felt hungry, so I phoned up my neighborhood Goucho and he came by with freshly cooked meat so I could give my girl a goucho steamer.
Goucho Steamer by FrankieT May 11, 2006