Shower Squid

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.

Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.

Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!

by Dennis Fraudman December 17, 2018

barrel of squid

Something disturbingly unpleasant and revolting.

That boy is as weird as a barrel of squid.

by Biter December 27, 2007

Rasterfarian Bumper Squid

An offensive word in Jamaica, describes stupidity and also expressing anger while doing some sort of old fashioned comedy kicking at the floor.

Person 1. Ey cook me up sum biercan
Person 2. Aw crap im out of biercan
Person 1. You Rasterfarian Bumper Squid!

by frank da tank the second September 25, 2010

squid

slang for male genitals

Mark: "Paul what are you doing?"
Paul: "Just scratchin' me squid"

by Big Bad Mad M,F'n Marquis September 9, 2008

Squid

One who lacks athletic ability, or is just awkward in sporting events.

"Look at that guy trying to snowboard. What a squid."

by Jordan Floyd January 27, 2008

squid lips

A central Floridian word for someone who tries extremely hard to be "cool" in the motocross world, in no way is. Also extremely annoying and able to piss absolutely anyone off along with the gift to never stop talking.

aww shit, her comes 'ol squid lips. Followed with a "leave, damn it!"

by pro 50er November 11, 2005

squidhammer

A male who has a very large penis on his knee, whenever he walks he is pretty much wanking, so he is easy to follow and track (follow the trial of semen)

Omg squidhammer has a large penis, pitty its on his knee!.

by John June 28, 2003