Shithook

One who craps in their pants and gets hosed off in the back yard by their father

Jason is a shithook.

by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025

Shithook

A name coined by a deeply disappointed father after realizing his middle child has again sat and played video games and Turtle-headed his white underwear.

Said father pulls his middle child care to the backyard and hoses his bare bottom with the dad coining the phrase “I’m not raisin’ no shithook” as the older child watches from inside at the spectacle before them.

That boy Jason is a shithook, he’s been on the computer all day again.

by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025

Shitheedra

Feminine version of a shitheed -word for a woman who is a total shithead.

She was being such a shitheedra at the party. She drank all the beer.

by anonymous June 16, 2025

Selith

A peculiar, clumsy misfortune; the essence of an odd accident or small injury.

"He walked away with a faint bruise, a true selith of the morning.”

by EbonScript August 23, 2025

Selith

The awkward, unpredictable force that causes minor, strange injuries.

“The selith of the old house strikes again; I stubbed my toe on the same board.”

by EbonScript August 23, 2025

Selith

Marked by the quality of being awkwardly hurtful or clumsily injurious.

“A selith corner caught her sleeve and left a tear.”

by EbonScript August 23, 2025

Selithen

To clumsily injure oneself in an odd or peculiar way.

“Watch out for that corner, you might selithen yourself.”
“I keep selithening on these stairs; they’re treacherous.”

by EbonScript August 23, 2025