dirty pork knife

Penis, Dick, Cock, Rod, Weener
Woman says to man in bar: "Eww, keep your dirty pork knife away from me!"
by Miggity November 17, 2006
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pork 'n puke

A low quality restaurant with large portions of food; usually a buffet.
The whole family is going to the pork 'n puke for Thanksgiving dinner.
by Ralph Jones September 25, 2007
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eat my pork

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself
by cornholio October 12, 2003
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pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out
Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.
by Bewels August 16, 2008
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The Pork and cheese balloon

This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...
by Frank Fontain April 18, 2019
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Indiana Pork Crackler

When a person performs fellatio with Pop Rocks in their mouth.
Guy: Hey bitch, come give me that Indiana Pork Crackler.
Girl: Have any Pop Rocks?
by BillTheMannPorker January 11, 2011
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pork pie hat

the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.
After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.
by darthredneck October 20, 2008
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