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Sigma Peasant

A highly focussed introveted version of the Sigma Male
he might not look like a chad
but he is surtently a giga chad of inteligence
he will fight hi oponents with a rock and still go through their medieval armour
most of all
the Sigma Peasant is always quick with his thoughts
if you try to roast him
he will respond faster than you can get to laugh of your own joke
there is only one of his speciece
but soon
there might come more
he will make sure you get anything you want
he is a true gentleman
he might not have many friends
but he is surtenly trustworthy
he will help you get that fat +K/D in any competitive game
one thing you cant do to him
is comanding him
he will not accept simpletons such as Betas, alphas and others
he will do things for you in return of a friendship
and sigma peasant is not single
he is full of asian girls around him
"damn is that guy helping tommy play cod?"
"yeah, he is such a Sigma Peasant"
by Asian Tigh lover May 17, 2022
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Bear Peas

Garden peas served with delicious bear meat, originally polar bear meat however this may be substituted with other bear meat.

Often confused with British slang Bare Peas
What are you having for dinner tonight?

I'm having bear peas mate
by NotKieran July 31, 2022
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jeezum peas

by NoWayImGay October 30, 2022
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Snow Peashooter

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that shoots slowing peas at Zombies which can decelerate the movement speed of the affected Zombie, but also deals the same exact damage as a Peashooter.
"One Snow Peashooter on every lane + 2 Repeaters worth on 2 coluums = The best way to beating the easy levels in Plants vs. Zombies."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Primal Peashooter

A plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which shoots out heavy primitive peas at Zombies which do good damage but has a chance to either knock them back or stun them in one shot.
"All you need is 3 Primal Peashooters and even 2 Gargantuars won't be able to resist its power to knock and stun them back!"
by Otheruser325 January 20, 2023
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Goo Peashooter

1. A plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which shoots out poisonous peas at Zombies, which can stack and slow them down the more affected they are from Goo Peashooter's peas.

2. An upgrade plant in Plants vs. Bloons for the Peashooter which shoots out piercing poisonous peas at the Bloons which can slow them down which corrodes them for a few seconds but reapplies if his peas hit them again.
"Good thing is that Goo Peashooter hard-counters Buckethead Zombies with ease because of the poison ignoring armour."

"I upgraded Primal Peashooter and turned into a Goo Peashooter and it actually specialises at slowing and melting the Bloon layers with corrosive peas."
by Otheruser325 January 21, 2023
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frozen peas

Something i say instead of "cool beans," because I'm edgy, distant, and misunderstood.
"Father, I do not necessarily feel like an aardvark."

"That's frozen peas, son."
by xmonke March 14, 2023
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