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Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.
1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009
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Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."
by ellenweasley October 9, 2018
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semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.
fuckin hate those semen max ads
by coolerchan December 7, 2020
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Max Mayfield

Max Mayfield is a character is Stranger Things that has existed since season 2, and is also Mists wife.
Mist: "I love Max Mayfield! she is my wife"
by ghosteddie July 7, 2022
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Max par

The replacement of "top kek"
Because top kek is used by normies
>Apple is a gaming platform.
Max par
by Faggorini June 9, 2018
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Max Olive

The ultimate level of awesomeness; synonymous for sick nasty.
I just saw Marisa Miller!

You did?
Yeah dude, it was so Max Olive!
by tyler reinke December 10, 2009
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Max Hart

Comes from the German Term "Maximale Härte", which translates to "Incredibly fertile".
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
Oh Look Becky, it´s a Max Hart!
Oh no, the contractions start.
by Werner zappe October 7, 2020
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