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Impossible Sit up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.
Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do an Impossible Sit Up.
by Matt Walters April 23, 2008
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Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!
Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.
by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010
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Imperial system

Synonym for incorrect, appalling, or disgusting .
“Omg, that shirt looks horrible on you. It’s like, imperial system bad.”
by Haha pseudonym go brrr January 28, 2021
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visually impaired

He is not blind as a bat! He's visually impaired.
by Downstrike April 8, 2006
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impeach

Just to clear things up for all those idiots out there who know shit about impeachment, TO IMPEACH A PRESIDENT IS NOT THE SAME AS PUTTING THEM OUT OF OFFICE.

To impeach the President or another federal official is to bring a formal charge of wrongdoing against the. The accused then goes to trial with the Senate acting as a court.

ACCORDING TO SECTION 4 OF ARTICLE II, NO PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES HAS EVER BEEN IMPEACHED. It is a common misconception and a very ignorant one at that. Both Clinton and Johnson were NOT impeached. It was not met to the full extent and by all rules on ANY accused president.

I honestly hope some of you learned something out there. It's scary to think about how clueless some people are about the National Government.
Even if George W. Bush were to be impeached, I highly doubt he will actually be put out of office.
by Zythum May 26, 2005
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impasse

A point at which no further progress can be made.
A yo' man! If ya'll know dis peice like da' back o' yo' hand, why's we at an impasse?
by D-Vo January 27, 2006
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impaled

The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.

Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.
Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.

Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!
by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016
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