Boner Hematoma

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.

Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.

by patsguy June 18, 2011

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heat fire

Weed that is extremely dank

Also can describe food etc.

That shit is that heat fire!

by CDADDY123 December 23, 2009

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Related Words

Hematolagnia • hemat • hematophilia • hemati • hematian • hematidrosis • hematite • Hematogasm • Hemato-Incelic Regeneration • Hematologist

Heat Hype

When extreme heating conditions. such as 100+ degree weather, make you VERY hyper, or hype, this hype can be seen; In Person, Text messages, Facebook, etc.

Person 1: Hey! DUDE OMG LIKE YOU WANNA GO SWIMMING LIKE RIGHT NOW!?!?!?

Person 2: Dude, Calm down...

Person 1: What?! Calm DOWN?! In this heat!? I DONT THINK SO I HAVE HEAT HYPE!!! YEAH!!

Person 2: .......whatever.

by Word Tornado July 15, 2010

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Heater pad

a small safe for your handgun

A pad (think apartment or safe) for your heater (Handgun)

what are you going to do now that you have a baby

I will just get a heater pad

by E-Mag June 29, 2010

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Heatcups

A sudden and involuntary spell of the hiccups directly following the consumption of spicy foods. Heatcups differ from regular hiccups because they are correlated with the 'heat' of the foods being consumed (see scoville units of heat measurement).

"Warren G had a bad case of the heatcups after he ate Nate Dogg's 5-Alarm chili"

"Chief Wiggum's Guatemalan Insanity Pepper must have given Homer the heatcups before he started to hallucinate"

by Kanjay West September 26, 2012

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