funnel

Anything that is concertedly negative in circumstance or predicted outcome.

Aw dood! Having to play shows in Louisiana is a total funnel!

by Wrath January 5, 2003

funnel

the opposie of pear someone with much larger upper body than lower body, may have turkey legs

sam you are such a funnel, your leg remind me of a turkey

by don May 31, 2004

Funker

Someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.

You are a funker, for the sake of my health we shouldn't be friends.

by opposite of a funker May 3, 2010

Fenners

a person who appears on the popular tv show soccer am. however does a rubbish cloughie impression.

fenner's has a big nose.

by SeanX May 21, 2003

Funkerdunker

It's a game where you try to cum on some hot girl without noticing. If you fail, she gets to use a strap on dildo up your ass. If you win, you can fuck her ass.

Funkerdunker is my favorite game

by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017

viking funeral

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"

by jay bizzle July 29, 2006

golden funnel

Receiving a Golden Shower while wearing a plastic collar guard like those put on a dog to prevent agitating of wounds.

I gave that bitch a golden funnel last night!!!

by forrest484 May 12, 2006