Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019
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by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020
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"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"
"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."
"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."
by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021
Get the Jurassic Flappers mug.The truest thing one can ever hear. The Tom in “Tom Flopped” refers to a bad owner of a server that is only good because of its members.
by pork sushi September 20, 2021
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Brando after elected president EOY 2021: I just increased the national debt by $2,500,000,000,000 ... sooooo... unfortunately that means we can't flobble flip your flopple flipping 10k student debt... But rooting for my mascot: Go Otto the Orange
Brando after elected president EOY 2021: I just increased the national debt by $2,500,000,000,000 ... sooooo... unfortunately that means we can't flobble flip your flopple flipping 10k student debt... But rooting for my mascot: Go Otto the Orange
by StarLord 42069% (DogeArmy) January 7, 2022
Get the Flobble Flipper mug.Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022
Get the Hand flappers mug.The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
by Odinson01 May 24, 2022
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