Flaky Biscuit

When your ejaculate trickles down to your balls, dries, crusts over. You may then allow a girl to eat it off. (Works better if you haven't showered; thus, you will have extra nut butter for the Flaky Biscuit).

"So, did she have some of your flaky biscuit last night?"
"Did you have any nut butter leftover from basketball for your flaky biscuit?"

by Andrew McDodus November 13, 2007

mud flap

The huge folds of skin near a fat girl's vagina.

I couldn't find her clit b/c of her huge mud flaps.

by digoldong December 19, 2007

flaky

The white people version for the term ashy .

Guy 1: Man, do you need some of my lotion? you're looking kinda ashy.

Guy 2: Am white, so that makes me flaky, not ashy.

by nightlover October 29, 2012

flapkin

Sanitary napkin for a chicks with big pussy lips.

That fat bitch is bleedin like a stuck pig.Get her a flapkin pronto.

by Bwa007 January 2, 2008

Flapjack

To flop onto your bed, belly down, while being naked

"Dude you've never Flapjacked after a long day?

by Chungarock January 3, 2011

Flapjack

A vagina that is no longer tight, like it should be. Instead, it is loose and saggy. Quite funny to see, but not to use.

She had a flapjack after fucking a negro for so long.

by paintballisgay October 5, 2006

Flampy

That indescribable feeling you get flowing through your body after smoking marijuana. May cause person to feel like moving their limbs.

Person 1: What the fuck is Dave doing?
Person 2: He's moving his limbs around for some reason.
Dave: I'm doin it cuz i just smoke a blunt and i'm flampy as FUCK!

by always420sumwer December 4, 2010