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Axis of Literary Evil

Grouping of authors regarded as dark and depraved and explicitly or implicitly worthy of a painful execution because they refused to write books as clean and wholesome as the Bible or Koran. Well, that's what the True Believers would have us think, anyway. At last count included Salman Rushdie, Jo Rowling and Philip Pullman. May be abbreviated to ALE, or AxLE.
Like any true servant of democracy, I find time to support the Axis of Literary Evil whenever I can.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
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evilocity

n.

1. the velocity of an electron
2. evil
1. The particle had great evilocity.
2. The muderer's evilocity was quite clear.
by Anonymous January 25, 2003
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evil soap

Also known as IncubusVoid, evil pepper, and suspendingboy.

This guy rules over the internet, he can do ANYTHING! he writes hacks and stuff, and runs a self written operating system loosely based on Linux. He plays StarCraft and Diablo regularly.
Guy1: Dude, what happened to your computer?
Guy2 (victom): evil soap (or other nickname) hacked me... i am emotionally ruined.
by Tom May 2, 2004
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The Evil One

A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!

The Evil One also preys on small apples.

Evil Ones....*rollseyes*
by ~Dani~ November 16, 2006
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Neutral Evil

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.

Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.

Neutral evil beings consider their alignment to be the best because they can advance themselves without regard for others.

Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
The Neutral Evil Code

The personal code of a neutral evil character may look like this:

1. You shall lie to advance yourself.

2. You shall harm the innocent to advance yourself.

3. You shall kill to advance yourself.

4. You shall not aid the weak.

5. You shall honor those who are stronger.

6. You shall follow the law only to advance yourself.

7. You shall betray friends, family, community, and nation to advance yourself.

8. You shall not aid those who protect the weak.

9. You shall not show mercy to enemies.

10. You shall seek unlimited power over others.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 7, 2020
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Axis of Evil

An area or situation between things or items or ideas that is in relating to Linda Tripp.
by The Definitioner August 29, 2003
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Evil clowns

A term for the combined group of ones parents, teachers, police and bullies that have the potential to destroy ones life.
Those evil clowns almost destroy my life.
by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009
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