douchebag

"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me

I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!

by Kanna-Chan October 27, 2017

J Douchebag

a j douchebag is a douchebag whos name begins with the letter j for example jack or Jamie . there are the guys that will guaranteed cheat lie and play you. to like one of these special douchebags you have to be retarded.

no abbigail. don't date Jamie he is a j douchebag cunt! he will play you.

by Wood meat October 4, 2019

Schrodinger's Douchebag Douche

Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.

Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

douchebag

you're smart, EXTREMELY funny, and the best part is that u treat girls with respect.

Girl-
"Hey, I don't like you because you're a douchebag!"

Guy-
"Dang."

by Pervis Ellis April 7, 2007

Doucheberg

A douchebag of epic proportions. So douchey that he has multiple douches following behind him.

The doucheberg table kept flailing the menu for the waitresses attention; it was almost as spastic when the tip of the doucheberg got up to dance.

by MikeMehak April 20, 2011

douchebag party of one

When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS

"douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement.

When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS "douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement."

by balad,iraq June 6, 2010

Douchebag

People who breath through their mouths while they talk (mouth breathers), People who pout when they lose the game, people who refuse to play for the team that drafts them, people who go to the super bowl numerous times & can't win, Win and take credence from the RB who actually deserves it, people who are punk ass bitches!

John Elway, douchebag

by myspace.com/enixred December 22, 2008