Dickingaroundedness

Adjective - the act of dicking around, messing around, doing something one is not supposed to be doing, ignoring the task at hand.

You and your friend are playing ping pong and your friend keep smashing the ball off the table just to tick you off. You say, "I've about had it with your dickingaroundedness."

by xClary12 October 6, 2011

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Dickicide

The act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy's dick with your own (larger and certainly superior) penis.

Dude 1: Hey Dude 2! Why don't you drop everything and read this new Twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?

Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.

by Nasty Lodi October 26, 2012

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Dicking Around

A penis, otherwise known as a "Dick", is used to randomly poke around a body cavity without properly fucking the orifice. This has been known to cause severe aggravation in the recipient. The opposite of "Dicking Around" would be called "Deep Dickin'"

"Jesus Butt-Fucking Christ Tom, are you going to be Dicking Around all night with that thing, or am I going to have to call my Pimp for some good ol' fashioned Deep Dickin'?

by Hank Macson February 10, 2014

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