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Left Lane Dick

A general term for anyone found cruising in the passing (left) lane, holding up the normal flow of traffic.
"I would have been on time, but I got stuck behind Left Lane Dick on the way here"
by 95onI95 June 5, 2004
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dick fiend

1. Someone that loves penii.
2. A girl that can't see, suck, or fuck enough dicks.
Robin Swanson is a dick fiend.
by The Frugie December 30, 2004
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Toilet Bowl Dick

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!
by sprutacus March 15, 2011
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dick cheese

The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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Big Dick Legend

The name is given to someone of legendary status, who has proven time and time again that not only are they a legend, but they can compliment it with having a big dick. It is not necessary to see this person's penis to make this judgment as it can be proven by their legendary actions. It is a compliment and not to be confused with a homosexual greeting.

Someone who is a big dick legend usually gets absurdly drunk and proceeds to shout out, 'big dick legend' to anyone that cares to listen.
Mark: *drunk* Mannn .. Taxi driver your dick is so big no wonder it gets caught in the engine.
Taxi Driver: *silence*
Mark: You certainly are one big dick legend.

Dewy: Dude, got so wasted last night, told the bouncer he was a big dick legend and he was amused.
Mark: Haha, what a big dick legend.

Mark: You big dicked legend.
Dewy: BIG DICK LEGEND!

Jero: Guys, you all know I am a big dick legend.
Everyone: *looks away*
Jero: Fine, I am going back to masturbate in my Mercedes.
Jake: You Mercedes driving cunt!
Mark: Haha Jake, you big dick legend.
by Mummas October 5, 2009
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vacation dick

A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.
"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"
by TheJediGolfer June 16, 2016
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dick and ball skootch

verb: When you drag your dick and balls real slow across something.
Damnit Jack! Quit doing the dick and ball skootch all over Bud's face.
by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005
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