Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

by John nut September 26, 2019

Crunchephile

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.

Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.

by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019

Crunk Moment

'Crunk Moment' is a more positive form of a Bruh Moment

Man 1: "My life is over she took the kids and the house"
Man 2: "At least you have the album Kings of Crunk by famous rapper Lil Jon"
Man 1:"Crunk Moment"

by boardingon123 June 23, 2020

Crunglius

An absolute buffoon, a being of pure idiocy. Used as an insult that should leave your opponent with the confused status for about 5.6 seconds.

Alex: Yo, you see Justin?
Alyster: Yeah, why?
Alex: Cause that mofucka a real crunglius.

by Berserk_h October 19, 2020

Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021

crunchy karen

A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.

"Did you see Amy the other week?"

"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."

"What a Crunchy Karen."

"What is a crunchy Karen?"

"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."

by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021

CrunchAstroX

a very cool guy that makes games and donates everything he gets to charity and help others!! :D

i'm feelin' that CrunchAstroX v i b e
- @iCrunchAstroX

by CrunchAstroX January 31, 2021