crotch clipper

Bodysuit. Adult onesie

Becky asked Marcus, “do you like my crotch clipper I’m wearing?”

by Christanka October 16, 2019

Crotch Top

Similar to a crop top, it is a pair of shorts that have been manipulated to be high enough, so that user’s testicles hang out of one side.

Omg, did you see Joey’s crotch top today? His balls are so hairy.

by Vaginal Hook January 17, 2020

cronchy cocaine

fuels the boys and i during homie seggs

"bro when you're done jacking off and hogging the cronchy cocaine get your behind over here"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020

Crotch Launcher

A whore; A woman who launches her pussy like a rocket launcher launches rockets!

Better buy an STD test, I heard that girl’s a real crotch launcher!

by The Naked Unicorn May 5, 2021

Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby April 30, 2022

face-crotch

(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.

-OTHER FORMS

face-crotched, face-crotching

Man 1: How'd last night go?

Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch

by face-crotcher October 19, 2010

snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011