by Wamen Nooldler November 29, 2016
Get the Caroline mug.The more evil by far of the Carolinas. Home to very many crazy religious fundamentalists, rednecks, the KKK, etc. It's backwardness is rivaled only by the state of {Mississippi}. Only towns that are somewhat OK are probably Myrtle Beach and Hilton Head.
Person 1: Hey I'm gonna be going down to South Carolina so I can pick up some fireworks.
Person 2: OK, later. But watch your back dude, you almost got lynched by that mob of Klansmen last time you went there.
Person 1: Heh ^_^
Person 2: OK, later. But watch your back dude, you almost got lynched by that mob of Klansmen last time you went there.
Person 1: Heh ^_^
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It is the most behind time place I have ever been to. There are alot of narrow minded individuals . Especailly the ones who grew up here their entire life. I have not met one who seems intelligent. A bunch of SC people are copy cats and they can't think for themselves. I HATE the phrase "Its a southern thang, yall wouldn't understand." and I can barely make out what some say when they talk all southern country crap junk!. Fun for them is hanging out at gas stations,mud riding, and talking the talk but NEVER walking the walk. There FAKE!all they care about is your status, where you live, what you drive, how you act and a bunch of meaningless BS. They dont want to get to know you as a person. People are WEIRD and VERY! STRANGE HERE!!! I suggest that you have a better chance in the deep south than here in SC! by the way USC SUCKS!
by Von Blane February 23, 2008
Get the South Carolina mug.The worst state in the united states. The schools are ranked the lowest in the country, people cannot half way speak proper english because they talk like they have shit in their mouths. The summers are horrible because it is hot and humid. There are absolutely no emission laws so you can smoke up the world with your polluting piece of shit, therefore creating more pollution-the air thick and you would be lucky to ever get fresh air, and the air always reeks of some nasty smelling shit. They say there is alot of charm and southern hospitality, bullshit, all it is is southern hostility. There are no truly nice people down here. They are only nice when they have to be. Customer service sucks ass!!! South carolinians dont have manners- they hardly say "thank you" or "please." The only reason some people like this state b/c they were born and raised in it and they unforunately dont know any better. There are way too many young women popping out kids here. The average 21 year old has minimum of 3 kids, living off of uncle sam, bitch about having to work the little bit they have so they can maintain benefits, while the rest of the population that have to work their asses off to pay taxes for these scum bag ass bitches. They only have these kids for a paycheck and they always act like their kids are a pain in their ass, showing them no love, and you wonder why there are gangs and so much crime in south carolina?! All the people here are ugly and inbred. There is absolutely no pretty scenery-there is nothing adventurious to do except for watching the crappy college football gamecocks, which by the way, all of their paraphenlia is splattered all over peoples cars and they suck ass! That is the only thing people get excited about down here which I think is very lame. There are the shitty blue laws which prevents you from buying stuff you really need and you have to plan your life around it. Southerners are stuck on calling the northerners "yankees" and how they think the south rules the world. Stupid confederate flags are flown everywhere. Everything is snail paced- people do not know how to drive and what is so hard about using your signal??????? Staying down here too long will make you stupid. South carolinians think their "homecooked" "southern cooked" meals are the shit. It will make you sick. It consists of barbeque or fried chicken collards cornbread and mac and cheese.
In south carolina this is a 12th grade class level? Out west this would be considered an 8th grade level.
South carolinians think the gamecocks are real football players and a real football team??? HAHAHAHHAHA
Come on billy jo, lets go huntin and shoot at some clay pigeons and afterwards go to my barn and fuck some sheep. baaaaaa
South carolinians think the gamecocks are real football players and a real football team??? HAHAHAHHAHA
Come on billy jo, lets go huntin and shoot at some clay pigeons and afterwards go to my barn and fuck some sheep. baaaaaa
by SC Hater September 11, 2008
Get the south carolina mug.A girl who is loved by a guy in a different country. Only known to exist in the South of Oxford, UK. A girl who inspires all. ( origin uknown, Oxford area, UK )
Person 1 - Hey theres Caroline!
Person 2 - She's awesome. I hear her and some guy love eachother.
Person 3 - yeah hes from another country though.
Person 2 - She's awesome. I hear her and some guy love eachother.
Person 3 - yeah hes from another country though.
by Mr. Moof April 23, 2009
Get the Caroline mug.Carol is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the lesbian ex-wife of Ross, and the life-partner of Susan Bunch. Alternative names include Carol Willick-Geller and Carol Willick-Bunch.
In the pilot episode we find out that she and Ross split up because she is in fact a lesbian. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with her new partner Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.
In the pilot episode we find out that she and Ross split up because she is in fact a lesbian. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with her new partner Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.
Ross Geller: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liqueur?
Carol Willick: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said Yemen.
Ross Geller: Ooh, I, I'm so sick of missing stuff. Ya know, I want him for more than, than a day, I want him for a whole weekend. No listen , I mean, I feel like...
Carol Willick, Susan Bunch: Great. That would be fine. Ross Geller: Really? I had a whole speech prepared.
Susan Bunch: (sarcastically) Oh, shoot, that would've been fun.
Carol Willick: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said Yemen.
Ross Geller: Ooh, I, I'm so sick of missing stuff. Ya know, I want him for more than, than a day, I want him for a whole weekend. No listen , I mean, I feel like...
Carol Willick, Susan Bunch: Great. That would be fine. Ross Geller: Really? I had a whole speech prepared.
Susan Bunch: (sarcastically) Oh, shoot, that would've been fun.
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
Get the Carol Willick mug.The worlds worst author. She has no creativity. She is the author of the books Real Kids, Real Places.
The books usually start the same. Two children named Grant and Christina, ages 6 and 8, are allowed by their irresponsable grandmother Mimi, AKA Carole Marsh(apparantly Mimi, Grant and Christina are based off real people and supposedly real events), to wander around heavily populated places by themselves without adult supervision. One thing that bothers me is the fact that Mimi(Carole) is ok with her grandchildren wandering around heavily populated places and never worries about them getting kidnapped, murdered, or god forbid raped. Nope, she would rather do whatever her character does than actually care about the well-being of her grand-children.
After that some crime is commited, rather than the kids telling police about the crime, they go on their own "search" to find the criminals themselves. You might have noticed that I put quotations around the word search, mainly because it isn't really a search. Its more like a game of scavenger hunt, but the baby version of scavenger hunt. Apparantly the criminals give clues to their whereabouts to the children and boy are the clues obvious. In one of the books called "Mystery at Disney World" one of the clues is "Its a world of laughter and a world of peace". Wonder what that must mean? Its a small world of coarse and it only took three seconds to solve. I believe that Carole did not want to have Grant and Christina actually think so she had the criminals give them obvious clues so she wouldn't have to think much while she wrote the books.
Then the kids usually go find the clues which takes them on a tame-goose chase to another part of the country they are in. Usually the clues lead to monuments, museums, or other public places rather than dark alleys, abandoned warehouses, or peoples houses. After that they spend half of the time enjoying themselfs rather than calling the police or at least looking for the next clue. When they finally find the clues, they spend thirty minutes trying to decode the clues that would take a smart person two seconds to solve. The two kids, who are usually occompanied by two other kids, follow the next clue and this continues for another thirty pages.
Sooner of later we get to the climax, which is usually very tame and anticlimatic. The criminals usually give up once they are found and the police usually follow.Though most of the time the criminals aren't arrested in the end. The books always end when Grant and Christina are reunited with Mimi, doing god-knows-what while they were gone, and Mimi usually doesn't care that her grandchildren have been chasing criminals the whole day.
So there you have it, I basicly described the plot-arch of every Real Kids Real Places book. Now there are somethings that aren't related to the plot of the story. For one thing: The books are highly unrealistic. What criminal would give obvious clues to children without intentions of killing the children in the end? More importantly: Why is Carole Marsh promoting the idea of kids running away from their parents in search of criminals? We might never know, but I have my ideas.
I believe that Carole Marsh thought "How about I have the children solve crimes by themselves! That would be original". Man, how many times has that been done? I can already think of four child detectives who solve crimes by themselves: Nancy Drew, Encyclopedia Brown, The Boxcar children, and the Hardy Boys.
The last thing I am going to say is that the books all send bad messages to kids. I think her book unintentionally send a message that it is ok to wander around populated places and you wont get hurt because your kids. It also says that when a criminal sends messages to you in hopes to you finding him(or her), go follow them and get yourself cought by the criminal. The last message is that when a crime is commited and only you know about it, dont tell the police. I do not believe that Carole Marsh did these things on purpose, but I just hope she knows.
The books usually start the same. Two children named Grant and Christina, ages 6 and 8, are allowed by their irresponsable grandmother Mimi, AKA Carole Marsh(apparantly Mimi, Grant and Christina are based off real people and supposedly real events), to wander around heavily populated places by themselves without adult supervision. One thing that bothers me is the fact that Mimi(Carole) is ok with her grandchildren wandering around heavily populated places and never worries about them getting kidnapped, murdered, or god forbid raped. Nope, she would rather do whatever her character does than actually care about the well-being of her grand-children.
After that some crime is commited, rather than the kids telling police about the crime, they go on their own "search" to find the criminals themselves. You might have noticed that I put quotations around the word search, mainly because it isn't really a search. Its more like a game of scavenger hunt, but the baby version of scavenger hunt. Apparantly the criminals give clues to their whereabouts to the children and boy are the clues obvious. In one of the books called "Mystery at Disney World" one of the clues is "Its a world of laughter and a world of peace". Wonder what that must mean? Its a small world of coarse and it only took three seconds to solve. I believe that Carole did not want to have Grant and Christina actually think so she had the criminals give them obvious clues so she wouldn't have to think much while she wrote the books.
Then the kids usually go find the clues which takes them on a tame-goose chase to another part of the country they are in. Usually the clues lead to monuments, museums, or other public places rather than dark alleys, abandoned warehouses, or peoples houses. After that they spend half of the time enjoying themselfs rather than calling the police or at least looking for the next clue. When they finally find the clues, they spend thirty minutes trying to decode the clues that would take a smart person two seconds to solve. The two kids, who are usually occompanied by two other kids, follow the next clue and this continues for another thirty pages.
Sooner of later we get to the climax, which is usually very tame and anticlimatic. The criminals usually give up once they are found and the police usually follow.Though most of the time the criminals aren't arrested in the end. The books always end when Grant and Christina are reunited with Mimi, doing god-knows-what while they were gone, and Mimi usually doesn't care that her grandchildren have been chasing criminals the whole day.
So there you have it, I basicly described the plot-arch of every Real Kids Real Places book. Now there are somethings that aren't related to the plot of the story. For one thing: The books are highly unrealistic. What criminal would give obvious clues to children without intentions of killing the children in the end? More importantly: Why is Carole Marsh promoting the idea of kids running away from their parents in search of criminals? We might never know, but I have my ideas.
I believe that Carole Marsh thought "How about I have the children solve crimes by themselves! That would be original". Man, how many times has that been done? I can already think of four child detectives who solve crimes by themselves: Nancy Drew, Encyclopedia Brown, The Boxcar children, and the Hardy Boys.
The last thing I am going to say is that the books all send bad messages to kids. I think her book unintentionally send a message that it is ok to wander around populated places and you wont get hurt because your kids. It also says that when a criminal sends messages to you in hopes to you finding him(or her), go follow them and get yourself cought by the criminal. The last message is that when a crime is commited and only you know about it, dont tell the police. I do not believe that Carole Marsh did these things on purpose, but I just hope she knows.
Carole Marsh*before she writes a book*: Man Im bored, and I need money
Friend; How about you write a book
Carole: Yah I'll make it a mystery about kids
Friend: and how about they solve the mysteries using their heads and knowledge they got from watching television
Carole: Nah I'll just have the criminals give clues. Thinking makes my head hurt
Friend; How about you write a book
Carole: Yah I'll make it a mystery about kids
Friend: and how about they solve the mysteries using their heads and knowledge they got from watching television
Carole: Nah I'll just have the criminals give clues. Thinking makes my head hurt
by Annemermaid1995 August 28, 2009
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