Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.

“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”

by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019

tickle chomps

The sudden twitch in your jaw when someone talks about a particular food.

"The minute they mentioned pizza, I got tickle chomps." Tickle chomps hit me just thinking about dinner.

by Billyjim2 October 27, 2019

Nome Chompsky

An expert linguist from Alaska who helps Eskimos speak clearly even while chewing hunks of whale-blubber.

Nome Chompsky: Eskimos live on whale meat and blubber.
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!

by QuacksO November 26, 2019

Tweezer Chomp

Tweezer chomp is when you grab someone by the shaft of the penis and you shove the other hand up the ass hole and proceed to lift the person.

Kyle decided the tweezer chomp was the sexiest way to carry someone.

by Slender cooch December 3, 2019

Womp Chomp

The definition of the word Womp Chomp is only known to people named Enrique.

Enrique is a womp chomp.

by Licioussss May 14, 2020

comfy chomps

Cutest gay boy ever and you're goated and anyone would smash you 10/10 great guy to be around

Comfy Chomps is the baddest bitch ever

by Shark simpp November 3, 2020