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siberian chode 

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.
My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night

Miguel The Fat Chode 

Age; 7
Height:6,7 !cm
Real name: Jacob Rodriguez

Real weight 600+ (fat or muscle take it how you will)
Gender: AgenderAndrogyneAndrogynousBigenderCisCisgenderCis FemaleCis MaleCis ManCis WomanCisgender FemaleCisgender MaleCisgender ManCisgender WomanFemale to MaleFTMGender FluidGender NonconformingGender QuestioningGender VariantGenderqueerIntersexMale to FemaleMTFNeitherNeutroisNon-binaryOtherPangenderTransTrans*Trans FemaleTrans* FemaleTrans MaleTrans* MaleTrans ManTrans* ManTrans PersonTrans* PersonTrans WomanTrans* WomanTransfeminineTransgenderTransgender FemaleTransgender MaleTransgender ManTransgender PersonTransgender WomanTransmasculineTranssexualTranssexual FemaleTranssexual MaleTranssexual ManTranssexual PersonTranssexual WomanandTwo-Spirit
I don't give a fuck if Miguel The Fat Chode is lopz the clown.
Miguel The Fat Chode by IM Yndn September 10, 2021

Chode Diddly 

A penis with only a head and no shaft.

Similar to a Chode

When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.
1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly

2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"

Big chode 

Another name for the popular chinese card game 'cho die dee'. it translates to 'the big two'. the name big chode is a mixture of the chinese and english saying, made popular by a bunch of sixth form plebs from sale grammar school
Sajnadz: ayo DVD, you wanna play some big chode?
DVD: fuck yes for helve!
Big chode by xXxswagmaster42069xXx October 22, 2015

Chode Kroeger 

Chode Kroeger by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009

The Chode 

A "Dick" that is indeed shorter than it is fat. It is short and plump, stubby and strong.

Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.
Jimmy beat Sarah in the face with his chode. He then stuck in her ear and spit on her face.
The Chode by Chodester September 8, 2005