by CalWhetstone January 13, 2020

by Lipton72642 May 9, 2023

by microwavesGoMMMM September 17, 2020

"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."
by Wordwhacker907 June 19, 2020

by cvvs February 19, 2009

by PRNightmare December 23, 2020

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.
"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021
