bored soul

Some wierd ass shit some silly indian guy says when he's being soft

Guy: *makes a joke*
Indian: You're a bored soul

by desmondBill March 7, 2023

Teddy Bombed

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.

"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."

by Young Parent April 25, 2010

quantum boredom

The act of being bored while you're supposed to be doing something else, leading you not only to be bored of the theoretical task but also being bored because you're doing nothing at the time.

Matt: Fuck, I'm procrastinating on this programming assignment because I have no motivation but yet the looming assignment makes it so I can't play Pokemon!
Stephanie: So you're bored of something you're not doing, and bored of not doing anything?
Matt: Well shit, I guess I have quantum boredom.

by futuresushi October 25, 2010

Peer Boredom

When one's peers or companions state their own apparent 'boredom' - and hence boredom (being contagious) becomes one of own's own problems.

Hence, conversations with Peer Boredom may pan out as:
-Hi
--Hey
-How are you?
--Bored, you?
-Yeah, me too.

by Babe in Garters February 21, 2011

Emo Bombed

When you are sitting at home, work or a social environment and and your happy bubble is invaded by an emotional downpour. The most common Emo Bombs are roommates/siblings significant others and sometimes co-workers. Said significant others randomly drop by your house/work/social environment and start dropping emotional bombs on you when you least expect it. They usually demand information about your knowledge whilst crying/whining/being generally over emotional.

Dee: "OMG my roommate's boyfriend came over last night looking for her and freaked out and told me all their dirty secrets!"

Bree: "Shamwow I can't believe it, he seems so tough but last night he totally emo bombed you!"

by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012

dumbass bored

When you got nothing but chill and smoke

Roll up a blunt bruh I am dumbass bored

by jojo77 January 2, 2013

Time Bombed

The act of searching someone's Facebook photos for a really old picture from years ago. Specifically for a funny or embarrassing picture and then liking it so that it magically appears back on the news feed for all of that person's friends to see. Invented by Mike Keegan and Charlie Blakeman.

John: "Man I thought that picture of me with the hooker from 5 years ago was long lost until those idiots Mike and Charlie TIME BOMBED me and now its all over Facebook again!"

by chuckb223 July 16, 2013