Sneak attack

When something attacks you secretly.

Buttons sneak attacked me and then jacked my chair!

by Sumcey Garster January 28, 2009

Gleek-attack

a condition that occurs after or while one watches an episode of Glee so packed with drama and twists that they lose all ability to function.

I was hyperventilating because I was having a Gleek-attack.

by Jason O Hanson November 11, 2010

balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 7, 2009

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

Pam attack

A panic attack if your name is Pam. In other words a pamic attack.

I had a Pam attack today

by BearfromJear October 30, 2023

Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

Mac-Attack

When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.

Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack

by YourNan’sCrustVag December 3, 2020