Sneak attack

When something attacks you secretly.

Buttons sneak attacked me and then jacked my chair!

by Sumcey Garster January 28, 2009

spasm attack

A spasm attack is a twitch in one of your muscles.

Is also associated with cramps.

Person 1: Feels like my eye is jumping.

Person 2: Sounds like you are having a spasm attack.

by LongJohnJohnson November 11, 2013

balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 7, 2009

smash attack

One of the best ways to hug someone. Similar to a glomp. Generally, you run to someone and hug them. Some people may yell 'smash attack.'

Sally: Today I smash attacked Julie after school and it was really funny.

Anne: Haha, I saw that.

by Sarah☼ September 26, 2009

crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.

If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.

by a66mack November 8, 2009

tag attack

When the tag or edge of a blanket, pillow, etc. rubs against your leg/arm while you are sleeping, and it feels like there is something with multiple pairs of legs crawling on you, causing you to freak out, have a mini heart/panic attack, and wake up. One of the top ten worst ways to be woken up.

Duuuude, I just got tag attacked:/
What's a tag attack?
You know...when the tag on your blanket rubs against your leg when you're sleeping and you have a mini heart attack because you thought it was like a bug or something.

by It Matters? April 7, 2011

Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 1, 2010