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accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.
I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.
by cman23 October 11, 2020
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Accumplice

It is someone who helps you cum.
"Wow your mom is a good accumplice!"
"I was Chad's accumplice last night."
by CoomDinkies March 8, 2021
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Accolade Inflation

A type of inflation in a social group whereby more and more shallow, empty, and easy awards keep getting made and given out to members, and thus members of the group need to show a huge number of these awards to be considered average.
There is so much accolade inflation these days it's hard to tell apart those who are average from those who have accomplished something noteworthy.

The CVs of HS students applying to college these days has a 7 page section on 'awards and recognitions' due to the constant accolade inflation.

My 5 year old came home from school with 5 daily stars for her behavior over the past 3 days, in a case of flagrant kindergarten accolade inflation.
by Sqeezle March 22, 2021
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Accelerated stealing

The federal government of the us taking ever more of your taxpayer money to pay for stupid government programs.
Accelerated stealing is the opposite of playing Robin Hood
by Sexydimma May 29, 2021
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Accelerated Darwinism

The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.
"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."
by Hermantown July 7, 2021
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Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
by Pearl the Axolotl September 7, 2021
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Accoladian

A person(s), who in terms, believe they are contributing and/or doing a lot, but in other terms, are actually doing the bare minimal.
All he does is take the trash out but acts like the man of the house, what an accoladian.

I obviously can’t tell this acca nothing, 6 years of college to major in a job you won’t apply for gives you all the accolades.
by RoyalNellz February 2, 2023
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