When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.
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A type of inflation in a social group whereby more and more shallow, empty, and easy awards keep getting made and given out to members, and thus members of the group need to show a huge number of these awards to be considered average.
There is so much accolade inflation these days it's hard to tell apart those who are average from those who have accomplished something noteworthy.
The CVs of HS students applying to college these days has a 7 page section on 'awards and recognitions' due to the constant accolade inflation.
My 5 year old came home from school with 5 daily stars for her behavior over the past 3 days, in a case of flagrant kindergarten accolade inflation.
The CVs of HS students applying to college these days has a 7 page section on 'awards and recognitions' due to the constant accolade inflation.
My 5 year old came home from school with 5 daily stars for her behavior over the past 3 days, in a case of flagrant kindergarten accolade inflation.
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"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."
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Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
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All he does is take the trash out but acts like the man of the house, what an accoladian.
I obviously can’t tell this acca nothing, 6 years of college to major in a job you won’t apply for gives you all the accolades.
I obviously can’t tell this acca nothing, 6 years of college to major in a job you won’t apply for gives you all the accolades.
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