Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

Wrapped around my finger

SFW phrase, used to explain fingering someone.

We went to the movies and I had her wrapped around my finger.

by Grayscale hero November 26, 2019

Wrap-Around Strangler

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.

Onision: hey whats that thing?

Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!

Onision: *cries* OH NOOO

by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019

Wrappers

This is what most people call a condom, it protects a mans genitals from getting inside the woman's vagina. If you want to have sex with your boyfriend and not get pregnant, use a condom!

"Do you have any wrappers? I want you to put your big pp in my vagina!"

by buddy's hard November 4, 2020

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by urbandictionarryofficial November 27, 2020

Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020

Wrapped

variation of “cuffed”; short for “wrapped around my pinky finger”; head over heels, crazy for someone

“you got me WRAPPED”

by psychprincess January 6, 2021