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well then DIE!, damn you!

a statement useful for anti-vaxxers. it was stated by a S.E. Kansas physician (1930's?) related to me by my dead momma

physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:

patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!

as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'

as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
i'm not letting the gub mint put a micro chip in MY body...! "well then DIE!, damn you!"
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
mugGet the well then DIE!, damn you!mug.

DMWEL (pronouced dim-well)

Dumbest
Muthafucker
Who
Ever
Lived

(From a line in Tropic Thunder)
DMWEL (pronouced dim-well)

You get cut off in traffic, shake your fist and shout "DMWEL!"
Waiter bring you the wrong order then rolls his eyes when you say something? He's a DMWEL. Best friend get back with the cheating ex? DMWEL!

Really, a thousand and one uses!!!!
by Deer Watson September 12, 2009
mugGet the DMWEL (pronouced dim-well)mug.

well thanks mama

Mother: I just pooped on your pillow

Son: well thanks mama
by anonymous April 26, 2022
mugGet the well thanks mamamug.

Oh My Wellness

Also known as "Oh Em W".

Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Person 1: "So I went to the library to try to get my homework done, but guess what? I was on Urban Dictionary the whole time!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
by Captain Lights September 24, 2010
mugGet the Oh My Wellnessmug.

well I'll be go to hell

Variation of phrase used when reacting to something interesting or surprising ("well I'll be darned")used in reaction to something that doesn't make all that much sense, or is just stupid.
First guy: "I had to split the gearbox at the seam, opened it up, and there was an old bent roofing nail jamming the bitch"

Second guy: "Well I'll be go to hell"

The emphasis is generally on the word "I'll" and on the first three words "well I'll be".
The final three words are generally said in a softer tone, muttered, or said under one's breath.
by Dalton Rattlesnake February 4, 2009
mugGet the well I'll be go to hellmug.

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