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Televison

The Thing People Hate The Most When The Use It Most
Billy: TELEVISON IS DESTROYING AMERICA

america: i hate you
by im4r3al September 28, 2015
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teledogfucking

Also known as teleworking. A new way touchy feely HR types have developed to allow unproductive workers to pseudo work from home.
Where is Martin? He is teledogfucking today!
by BillyJoJimBob July 20, 2016
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telepanic

That feeling when you don't know where your phone is!
I was in a telepanic when I couldn't find my phone before my meeting.
by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016
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teleprompter trump

When someone gives a speech and does not deviate from the written text.
That's one boring speech. (S)He pulled a TelePrompter Trump and didn't go off script once.
by Chrisonion December 18, 2016
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teleigh

Teleigh is a happy yet depressed girl who has many troubles and is still happy if she tells that to you you know she is a true friend she is intelligent and beautiful beyond compare and she never gives be ready for some good vibes she is one
Girl wow she seems so happy even though she clearly just had a hard time she's a Teleigh.
by Suppersoftball50 June 16, 2017
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Telepootation

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.
"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
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Telltale syndrome

No matter what decision you make, or how nice or mean you are to a character in a telltale game, they end up being a jerk to you anyway. Choosing the right words or even agree with them constantly has no bearing on how they are going to treat you. Rendering your decisions pontless
Ace: dude I decide to lily in season one, and yet she still calling me out for shit I didnt even do!

Alvin: that's that telltale syndrome dawg.
by Amanuma urameshi September 5, 2018
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