your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

by Phinycs November 2, 2005

toast

A group of 2 or more males sit in a circle and jerk off on to a piece of toast.The last to ejaculate on the toast hast to eat it.This is called the game of "Toast".

We had a party and played toast last nite, Paul ate the toast.

by skeetskeetskippy November 24, 2007

Magic Toaster

A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.

Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.

by eflatus August 8, 2009

toaster oven

(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.

"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Rusty Toaster

When a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. A sexual move used by the Ancient Hawaiians.

"Susan gave me the best Rusty Toaster last evening"

"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."

by TargusTargus13 June 23, 2009

Toadler

Derogatory variation of "toddler" used by the childfree community.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop with his toadler strapped to his chest.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

Sexy Toast

Just toast

Do you want something to eat?
Yes, I'll have some sexy toast please.

by Sparky Owl September 29, 2011