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Smear Up

Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.
by Bell April 27, 2004
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Search and destroy

A game played by 2 or more friends. You search for a nonce or weird looking person and say ‘search.’ Then the others in the group have to find him/her and say ‘destroy.’ A game usually played while stoned off ur tits.
Person 1: ‘search’.

Person 2: ‘destroy’

Both persons: (laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes before the next “search and destroy” game is played)
by Ml junior July 23, 2018
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guy: what the heck to search???!
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