shart

Not quite a shit, not quite a fart, but maaaaannnnnn...

So to answer your question I dunno.

Some come here all broken hearted,
I came to shit, but only sharted
(written on toilet door)

by dancer01 March 10, 2005

shart

A release of fecal material that is more than a skid-mark, but less than shitting your pants.

Dude, I can see cracks in it. That ain't a skid-mark, that's a shart.

by Puddin' Tame December 14, 2008

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Shit Starter

a person dat cause trouble

Mayne u a shit starter

by Hot Atl Mama December 23, 2004

shart

Something intended to be only a fart but is accidentally accompanied by shit. These frequently occur during bouts of diarrhea. Past tense is sharted.

"Uh-oh dude I gotta run to the head real quick, I think I just sharted"

by The Real T-Rex January 5, 2009

Starter Log

The first, short turd that is emitted, but an interruption of gas (fart) pinches it off. It is pushed off to the side by the rest of the bowel movement that follows it, in an unbroken, momentous, pile of shit. Ahhhh.....

OMG, who didn't flush? Look at this mountain of mud! It's all in a pile except that short one floating by itself. Yeah, that must be the starter log.

by PEARKAY June 2, 2010

Shart

1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.

2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.

While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.

Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.

by Kalisiin June 12, 2010