crack the shits

to get pissed off or really angry. Origin unknown...

He cracked the shits with her because she dropped a brick on his foot

by dancer01 April 04, 2005

shart

Not quite a shit, not quite a fart, but maaaaannnnnn...

So to answer your question I dunno.

Some come here all broken hearted,
I came to shit, but only sharted
(written on toilet door)

by dancer01 March 10, 2005

cupcake

to capture ones fart in cupped hands and quickly transferring it into someones unexpecting face

evan nearly choked when nick cupcaked him

by dancer01 April 03, 2005

dirt

A reply to something you've heard that is utterly disgusting.
Simply coz dirt can be disgusting, i guess

Person A: Timmy got drunk and shat all over himself
Person B: Aww dirt!

by dancer01 March 29, 2005

cream

to 'cream' oneself:
to ejaculate in ones pants because of an overwhelming feeling of excitement.

I saw a done up WRX at the lights with a hot ass guy in it, i nearly creamed myself right then and there.

by dancer01 April 21, 2005

fluff

To fart, to pass wind.
Used when I was young (1-10 yrs of age) coz if we said 'fart' we got our asses kicked.

Me: *sniffs* what on earth is that?
My bro: I farted dude. want it in cupcake form?
me: shit dont let mum hear you swear!
*mum enters*
me: you mean YOU FLUFFED, right?
my bro: ... yeah I... fluffed. excuse me
*mum approves of our language correction and leaves*
me: you fuckin stinkyass

by dancer01 April 03, 2005