Smoothie Queen

Queen at giving good blowjobs. smoothie

"Shes the smoothie queen, she gives the best head."

by AnNiE the SMOOTHIE queen November 3, 2005

smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

by Bky April 8, 2007

smoove move

a move that is awesome or amazing

dude that was such a smoove move.

by miller the killer December 10, 2011

rusty smooch

the act of 2 persons putting their assholes together, as if they were kissing.

dan wants to rusty smooch with this guy he works with.

hey mike i was wondering if we could rusty smooch? im kinda in the mood

by puckerboxer5000 May 12, 2010

Strawberry Smoothie

The mixture of semen and menstrual blood during sexual intercourse.

Leah and I were having sex last night and just after I ejaculated we noticed that there was a strawberry smoothie in between us.

by Laenadhreww January 17, 2009

dolphin smooth

Extremely grotesque hairlessness of the adult male body caused by excessive and overzealous body shaving to the degree of eliminating any semblance of manhood.

Those go-go dancers shave so much they're dolphin smooth.

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

smoot jooky

(noun) Any type of soda pop, especially when the brand is not known or mentioning the brand name is to be avoided.

Rachel isn't old enough to order a beer, so she had smoot jooky instead.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004