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School is prison, literally
School by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019
Is what we all hate. Its basically being in prison for kids.
Arty : Dude you know we have to take our ELEM exam in school tomorrow?

Me : I know, high school is tiring man.
Jake : Yeah bro, I had to also catch up on my Point Percentages homework yesterday.
Phil the nerd : You guys are exaggerating. School isn't that bad.
Arty : Maybe not for you Phil, because you're a complete nerd.

Jake and Me : (Laughing so hard)
Phil : Hey that's nothing to make fun of.
School by JeeJeeTheHeeHee May 22, 2020
Programming institute, to make modern children uncreative, quiet, obdient, slaves of the system, instead of what they DON'T want - artists, leaders, musicans, CEO's, government officials.. In that place, they give you some bullshit you must remember to then forget it. if you are obdient, and remember this BS, society thinks you are smart. in school they often don't pay attention to mental health issues and don't care about the kids, and many people want to commit suicide because they are so overwhelmed by school. you're in this place to later go into another waste of time and scam, called college, then get a regular 9-5 job, give money to big corporations, then watch some Netflix propaganda and die. Novus ordo Seclorum.
- do you go to school?
- yeah, but i wanna commit suicide, i am bad at school, i have too much homework, i don't have time to spend time with my friends and my family, i am bullied and the teachers don't do anything. why even this place exists? i am a failure.
- no, youre not. if you have bad grates that doesn't mean you are a failure. your grades doesn't define your intelligence, they define your obdience to authority and memory. remember, you are a wonderful person, and you have many undiscovered talents, that school wants you to forget. try to find something you love. ignore this mean mfs. you see? this is what school does to our people.
School by t00c00lforscho00l April 8, 2022
A boring place where you learn and get homework. See homework, education, and learning
i lern aLot frum skool
school by Roger March 12, 2005
A place where reluctant children and teens go to learn and do classwork. Often it is a target of insult being called "Hell" "Prison" etc. Of course many of these people don't understand what they have and are too ignorant to see that if they were in differant circumstances they would wish for an education instead of a life of dull physical work. Sure school could be related to that dull physical work but of course it does open oppurtunities to get of it. You just have to get through 12 years.
"At home my parents are strict. They don't let me have a life because they think I'm gonna go and get into trouble, like drugs and other stuff. They don't even know that I'm not that stupid. I like school not because of the stupid work and teachers, but because it's the only place where I can see my friends. Overprotective parents suck."
School by Nicolo March 31, 2003
I'll School your ass.
Don't make me school you.
School by GRR August 27, 2003