Rectangling

When you hit 4 rockets at one person at the same time.

Example of rectangling: Mad, kv, kim, and ki rectangled the poop out of bdvjco.

by theoneandonlykv June 27, 2021

rectal rapunzel

When your ass hair is so long it can be used as a super power.

When thirsty creeps try to slide in my girls DMs, I send em a pic of my ass. Rectal rapunzel keeps her safe.

by Doozerdude June 30, 2021

Rectangulars

A tight-knit group of bikers who ride hard and fast. They may not hang out all the time, but when they do they party hard, have fun and always got each other's "six". Their catch phrase is "Square it up"

Rectangulars let's ride! Square it up!

by Daquan vonWill August 9, 2021

rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

Rectal Optosis

It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.

1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy

by Con_man641 January 31, 2022

Rectal urges

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.

Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.

by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022

Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022