dirty pork knife

Penis, Dick, Cock, Rod, Weener

Woman says to man in bar: "Eww, keep your dirty pork knife away from me!"

by Miggity November 17, 2006

pork 'n puke

A low quality restaurant with large portions of food; usually a buffet.

The whole family is going to the pork 'n puke for Thanksgiving dinner.

by Ralph Jones January 3, 2009

eat my pork

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself

"Eat my pork, bitch!"

by cornholio October 11, 2003

pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out

Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.

by Bewels October 9, 2008

The Pork and cheese balloon

This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant

Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...

by Frank Fontain April 17, 2019

Indiana Pork Crackler

When a person performs fellatio with Pop Rocks in their mouth.

Guy: Hey bitch, come give me that Indiana Pork Crackler.
Girl: Have any Pop Rocks?

by BillTheMannPorker January 12, 2011

pork pie hat

the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.

After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.

by darthredneck February 23, 2009