Partover

Similar to the Combover hairstyle, which deceives by spanning the bald area with the hair from one side of the head, whereas the Partover relies on unknown portions of hair from both sides of the head, styled in to a very deceptive and elaborate hairdo with a visible part in the hair located high above the low remaining hairline. An example of this style would be Former President Trump.

I go with a Partover to cover my bald head because the Combover is too obvious and out of style!

by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023

patroney

Often used in freestyles, rhyming with "boney" (boner). Refers to the female genetalia.

I put the boney in the patroney

now she trynna act like she don't know me
oo yuh

by JoshTheCronk August 20, 2023

paronomasiaphobia

The intense, and unrelenting fear of puns, to the point of forgetting to renew your netflix subscribtion.

Person: "Doctor, I'm afraid I have paronomasiaphobia"

Doctor: "Don't worry about it, just remember to stay PUN-ctual"

Person: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by KorokDude August 20, 2023

pardon

when you are trying to be fancy but need someone to repeat something.

i beg youre pardon?

by idksomeonerandom4u June 1, 2023

parting the sea

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.

My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Patron Saint of Woman-Harm

And this weekend is double xp weekend for half-Asian women!

Hym "Patron Saint of Woman-Harm! Yeah! Total throwback! Man, it's been ages."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024