Parker Phillips

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Vodka, Red Bull, and an orange twist.
Customer: “I’ll take a Parker Phillips
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
by Yoyoyojohn May 30, 2022
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Parker Newby

A great sexy person that has a long penis and so great in the bed with the opposite sex. He also is very small but has a great sexual appearance
Wow that was an awesome night with Parker Newby
by BatTan08 January 09, 2018
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parker french

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.
This is super parker french of you
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.
This is so Parker French.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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Gus Parker

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker
by Gustopher215 July 09, 2019
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Parker g

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you
Your a parker g
by Leydron gahames December 06, 2024
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Ruby Parker

Hello Sam, Have you met Ruby Parker?
by Big Rookers June 09, 2023
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