Optimus Prime

Robo Jesus

Optimus Prime, just can’t stay dead

by Destroyer_of_€0€k February 5, 2025

Optimized

A process of remotely controlling the appliances , HVAC system, plugs and lights with a virtual reality system in your home. It is localized to the Modesto CA area.

Your house is now optimized

by Paramedic 8558 March 30, 2025

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Opti-goons

Stands for “Optimized Gooners” It’s just a Vrchat group.

“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”

by 6Royal99 April 27, 2025

Option C

Cocaine

i just ripped so much option C i don’t even know my middle name bro

by yo.its.furk February 8, 2026

Optifying

Everyone arounds me swears this is a word. Not Optimizing. Like enhancing for new generation.

Person 1: That Graphics Card is obsolete now
Person 2: Yeah I need to Optify it

Person 1: Did you get around to optifying your graphics
Person 2: Yes I did, and thank you very much for using that very real and commonly used word

by VerticalCouchLVR March 9, 2026

Optimus Primate

Big muscular low IQ meat head alpha male thug from the hood

Friend A: "I stopped watching the NFL because I'm not really into the Transformers franchise."
Friend B: "Transformers franchise? What does that have to do with the NFL?"
Friend A: "Oh, you know. The NFL is just one Optimus Primate after the next, and I'm not into watching thugs play sportsball anymore. I'm over it. And anyways, rooting on other men in tights? Nothing could be cuckier and gayer."

by TheGideonLion March 17, 2026