Definitions by yo.its.furk

Option C

Cocaine

i just ripped so much option C i don’t even know my middle name bro

Option C by yo.its.furk February 8, 2026

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

Micro-Commitment Crisis by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025