Muff Doppler

The Supreme Prophet of The Muff. He spreads the gospel according to Muff. He speaks in cryptic language and is a healer of back ailments.

"I need to talk to Muff Doppler. My back is aching me from too much funny bizness at Dave and Busted's."

by Luke the Drifter February 3, 2010

muff respect

a bit like nuff respect but to be directed towards females by females deserving of this sort of deference or admiration.

I heard you closed that deal Carol, muff respect!

by The Queen Mother April 4, 2008

midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.

Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 1, 2009

muff scum

the white chalky residue around the lips of a womens vagina after a long night of taking the cock rocket.

I was getting ready to eat her out when I discovered that she had some muff scum left over from the night before.

by patty winland February 15, 2010

Club Muff

When girls are dancing at clubs all night they make alot of sweat, especially around their vagina, which than makes it stink and taste bad, therefore, Club Muff

Dude, i brought the hottest chick home last night but she had the worst club muff ever.

by tbang123 October 6, 2009

martian muff dive

The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.

"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."

by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009

Muff Trumpet

A vagina which can fart.

"I have a muff trumpet"

"No way"

"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)

by crack-a-lackin May 16, 2010