Microwave DJ

Usually applies to someone who thinks they have DJ skills because they bought serato and downloaded a bunch of mp3s, rather than actually learning how to cut, beatmatch, etc. Comes from the idea of a microwave being very quick, but not so good.

-That guy downloaded some generic house music and a torrent of Traktor, and now he thinks he's ready to play at clubs.

-No way, he's a total Microwave DJ.

by BillyPhuz2 July 16, 2010

Microsoft Surface

Quite possibly the coolest thing Microsoft has created since the Xbox 360 in 2005. It is a tablet with an interface like its sister product Windows 8. The coolest feature is the ability to attach a soft keyboard that doubles as a cover, dubbed Touch Cover, while putting the tablet up on a built-in stand. So it's almost a touchscreen laptop.

Microsoft Surface proves that Microsoft can be a little like Apple, sometimes.

by Hmail July 23, 2012

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

by John Gibby January 7, 2005

Microwave a Melon

To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006

Polish Microwave

Putting a food item, usually a sandwich, under your armpit for the purpose of warming it up. Most effective after a hot day without deodorant. May also add a distinct flavor to the item being warmed.

Verb: That burger is getting a little cold, better give it a polish microwave before you eat it.

Noun: This turkey sandwich is a little bland. I think I'll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.

by dominic_the_donkey August 14, 2009

liquid microdot

Liquid Microdot is also knows as Acid.

Acid is a powerful hallucinogenic drug that alters your perception of the outside world.

Acid can turn you into a gibbering, giggling wreck, make the world seem like a magical place.

During the course of a trip, the entire universe can turn wibbly, colours become deeply intense, everyday objects take on bizarre and sometimes wonderful new forms, and all your senses can become confused and distorted.

Usually coming in the form of small squares of paper, tiny pellets or drops, acid can take anything from 10 minutes minutes to 2 hours to take effect, with trips usually lasting around 7 to 12 hours. There's no real way of knowing how strong a tab is or how it will affect you.

Because of the unexpected and random effects of taking acid, it's always best to take it somewhere you feel comfortable and safe, preferably surrounded by friends you trust.

"Well I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot (I'm on acid)
Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot (I'm on acid)
Feedin' doritos to a tree, a million spiders after me (I'm on acid)"
-Lil Whyte

by GlowstickJuggalette August 18, 2008

microblogging

Internet bloggers or Blog site that only blogs on a very narrow subject matter and nothing else.

I don't blog at that site anymore. They only allow microblogging about ass boils.

by JohnnyStar25 May 5, 2008