Hmail's definitions

Harry Potter

The best book series of our time.

Twilight fan: "Hey, Twilight is way better than Harry Potter!"

Harry Potter fan: "What was that? I can't hear you over my amusement park."

by Hmail October 1, 2012

Bing

Microsoft's ripoff search engine that tries to match Google.

Screw Bing. I'm going to Google.

by Hmail September 27, 2012

Plano

A little-known city in Texas that is close to Dallas. It is the 9th-largest city in Texas and the 70th-largest in the United States. It is unique in that it is home to the headquarters of many major corporations including JCPenney, Frito-Lay, Cinemark, Dr. Pepper Snapple Group, Rent-A-Center, and Pizza Hut.

Plano is an awesome city.

by Hmail November 7, 2012

Gameboy

A gaming system for lonely girls, like Ben and Jerry is a dessert for lonely girls.

I spent a night with Gameboy.

by Hmail December 14, 2012

Ellen DeGeneres

The greatest lesbian who ever lived.

Did you watch last night's episode of the Ellen DeGeneres show? It was great!

by Hmail October 3, 2012

Circuit City

An electronics store that operated from 1949 to 2009 before going bankrupt. It was Best Buy's rival.

Everyone knew Circuit City was going out of business.

by Hmail October 4, 2012

cardboard box

An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.

Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)

Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."

Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."

Hobbes: "Ah."

by Hmail October 1, 2012