Windows 8

A computer operating system by Microsoft to be released in October 2012. Its layout is similar to that of Windows Phone 7 for the reason that Windows 8 is expected to be used mostly on touch screens and tablets. And even if you don't have either of those, Windows 8 has a desktop mode which looks exactly like that of Windows 7 except there's no Start Button, much to the dismay of Windows fanatics. Windows 8 will be released alongside Windows Phone 8 and Microsoft Surface tablets.

Windows 8 is actually pretty awesome.

by Hmail July 21, 2012

Harry Potter

The best book series of our time.

Twilight fan: "Hey, Twilight is way better than Harry Potter!"

Harry Potter fan: "What was that? I can't hear you over my amusement park."

by Hmail October 01, 2012

Plano

A little-known city in Texas that is close to Dallas. It is the 9th-largest city in Texas and the 70th-largest in the United States. It is unique in that it is home to the headquarters of many major corporations including JCPenney, Frito-Lay, Cinemark, Dr. Pepper Snapple Group, Rent-A-Center, and Pizza Hut.

Plano is an awesome city.

by Hmail November 07, 2012

Gameboy

A gaming system for lonely girls, like Ben and Jerry is a dessert for lonely girls.

I spent a night with Gameboy.

by Hmail December 14, 2012

cardboard box

An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.

Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)

Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."

Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."

Hobbes: "Ah."

by Hmail October 01, 2012

Circuit City

An electronics store that operated from 1949 to 2009 before going bankrupt. It was Best Buy's rival.

Everyone knew Circuit City was going out of business.

by Hmail October 04, 2012

Microsoft Surface

Quite possibly the coolest thing Microsoft has created since the Xbox 360 in 2005. It is a tablet with an interface like its sister product Windows 8. The coolest feature is the ability to attach a soft keyboard that doubles as a cover, dubbed Touch Cover, while putting the tablet up on a built-in stand. So it's almost a touchscreen laptop.

Microsoft Surface proves that Microsoft can be a little like Apple, sometimes.

by Hmail July 23, 2012