malted milk balls

When a woman licks shitty nuts that just came getting fucked in her loose rectum(anus, prostate, butthole, poopipe, asshole)

Wow! Whoppers is the original malted milk balls!

by BACZKOWSKI May 28, 2003

Matterhorn

A large crap that sticks half out of the toilet water. It's tip, reminiscent of the actual Matterhorn piercing through low hanging banner clouds.

Dude, the deuce I dropped on Thanksgiving looked so much like the Matterhorn that I could've swore I saw to Swiss climbers scaling a piece of corn on their way to the summit.

by Pants Face December 18, 2010

manterrupting

Manterrupting is a huge issue that men don't understand, and can never understand. They use this as a way to discredit and bash feminists, though all women believe this is a real thing.

Manterrupting and masplaining go hand in hand, when a man believes, within himself, that he is right and should have to trample on others he will interrupt them.

Man: Well just deal with it, he's your president now!

Woman: I have to fear for my daughters, sisters-
Man: No you don't, you feminists disgust me, like you'll ever meet Trump.

Woman: thanks for manterrupting and mansplaining my life to me.

Man: ugh, feminists.

by ihadtomakethistouploadonething December 8, 2016

All lives matter

Something you can say if you want to piss off a majority of colored people.

Colored: bLaKk liVeS maDduRr
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?

Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?

Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Cakel Matter

The crumbs or large chunks of cake left over after binging on chocolate cake; does not have to contain any icing. Must be pronounced as closely as possible to "fecal matter".

You guys ate it all?! Now there's only Cakel Matter left!

by Jen G December 31, 2008

Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.

I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word

by youtookmyname June 15, 2008