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Jack Lovelace

Wants to be called 'poopy head', no one knows why, he is a strange guy though... as he does eat pins and drinks ink, i'm convinced he's an alien.
Jack Lovelace: call me poopy head
Me: Okay Boomer
by Meadling December 3, 2019
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knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(
by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020
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loveland ohio

Loveland ohio has a horrible school district with horrible math teachers and horrible dress codes and a hot princible who is kind of a dumbass.
"have you ever been to loveland Ohio?"
"yeah ive been there once. the only interesting thing about is the wild weeaboos. also there is a lot of corn."
by hawtboih123 May 25, 2017
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Lovelace

To close a deal with minimal effort or time invested said deal.
To be overly optimistic when projecting future earning potential.
To consume one particular food item to extreme excess.
To consume an entire TV series in a short period of time.
To deposit a check within 30 minutes of receiving it.=
To not set a morning alarm for workdays.
To be unable to control the thought-to-speech filter.
To stare uncontrollably at a woman until she feels violated.
To engage a third party in order to wrong someone that has wronged you.
To vomit or to otherwise be sick the day after consuming a moderate level of alcohol.

To procrastinate until the last possible moment to perform work-related tasks, preferably if someone is waiting on you.
To keep your cell phone ringer turned up without regard to the commoners.
To mortgage your entire financial future trading stocks based on insider information.
To commute into work unnecessarily to avoid time with family.

To immediately give Diddy a blowie after any accomplishment.
To be so caught up in oneself it causes a gravitational rotation of those around you.
To be 2nd least self aware self-proclaiming self aware person in the universe.
To embellish any story by at least 50%.
To claim to be a member of the coolest, smartest, most philanthropic, most athletic, best looking, most chick-getting fraternity on campus.
To participate in LARP games.

lovelace (n)
An unspoken need to interrupt a conversation not centered around one's self.
Person #1- Man I pulled a lovelace last night.

Person #2- Really? So what tv series did you watch in it's entirety?
Person #1- Nah man, I ate chicken salad until I threw up.

Person #1- Hey man, stop Lovelacing that chick across the bar. She won't even look my direction now.

Person #2- My bad, I just can't stop eye raping her.
by Grant1885 September 25, 2014
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Lovelyn

Lovelyn and Jayme engage in sexual pleasures. Lovelyn loves it
by Jayme January 15, 2004
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Lonely Homo

When one is to put his legs up on the side of a wall(butt against can also happen) and proceeds to masturbate. When he cums, the cum will fall on his face. Only a homo would like this sensation, and only a lonely and horny person would do it.
I just gave my self a lonely homo, pass me a towel before it gets in my eyes.
by dsgahgsrhr June 7, 2007
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Lovey

A term for asa that shows my ausie love for her
Aye lovey, come give me a smooch
by The Real Batman May 2, 2007
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